Some Of The Best Advice Ever Was Written On A Toilet Paper Dispenser

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You never know where you’re going to be when you get hit with some profound words of wisdom. Considering the amount of time some of us spend on the toilet, especially now that we can use our cell phones literally everywhere but the shower, it was only a matter of time before the two pastimes crossed paths.

Some Of The Best Advice Ever Was Written On A Toilet Paper Dispenser

advice toilet paper dispenser, do not text your ex

To be fair, why the hell are you texting while you’re taking a crap anyways? That’s gross. Wash your damn hands and wipe down your phone with 91 percent alcohol minimum.

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