25 Of The Funniest Tweets About Hillary Clinton
The 2016 presidential race is really heating up, with four main hopefuls (sorry John Kasich) left. Aside from the normal political hot button issues, we also like to focus on how these candidates fare in the Twitter world. Here are 25 of the best tweets about Hillary Clinton.
Let’s all agree on one thing, as Democrats, united together, both Bernie AND Hillary would benefit from whitening strips.
— maura quint (@behindyourback) February 5, 2016
Can Hillary please hire the genius/magician who dressed Palin in 2008 and stop dressing like my weird cat-lady aunt who works at JCPenney?
— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) February 12, 2016
Great that Trump and Cruz are sparring over the National Enquirer, but when will Hillary address this? pic.twitter.com/fqxRvOSsia
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) March 25, 2016
Hell is just a continuous loop of Hillary Clinton trying out dance moves.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) March 31, 2016
Bernie Sanders: Let’s raise minimum wage.
Hillary Clinton: *tries to kickflip & tumbles offstage* Lets raise that whip & nae nae! It fleek!
— Rob Fee (@robfee) October 13, 2015
When I watch Hillary I feel like someone just told her what opinions are.
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) March 24, 2016
When Wall Street asks for a handout pic.twitter.com/uVYZrithEl
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) March 22, 2016
HILLARY: Media coverage of me is sexist
MEDIA: Ok how are you different from Obama substantively
HILLARY: My gender pic.twitter.com/VpSZfHznwF
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) October 14, 2015
Hillary Clinton is the kind of person to have a photo taken of them playing XBox, but the controller is off.
— Philip DeFranco (@PhillyD) April 5, 2016
My favorite sex move is called the Hillary Clinton. That’s when the early stuff is a complete disaster but I win big when I go down South
— Good Account (@SortaBad) March 3, 2016
Bernie: I was arrested while protesting segregation in campus housing
Hillary: I was arrested….twice….while, uhh…kissing black people
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) March 7, 2016
Hillary Clinton should wear a NASCAR type jacket that shows all her sponsors: Monsanto, Exxon and all the rest!
— eddie pepitone (@eddiepepitone) April 5, 2016
*dead bird on a string drops onto podium*
hillary: well would you look at that? how uh TRILL is THAT haha WOOOOOO
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
— human pog (@HumanPog) March 26, 2016
me anytime hillary clinton does an internet teen dance pic.twitter.com/rRXf7kvUcH
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) March 17, 2016
when bill clinton asks hillary a question, do you think she responds by speaking or by showing him a reaction GIF of herself on her phone
— Spencer Niemetz (@SPENCERcNIEMETZ) March 12, 2016
Having to vote for Hillary in order to keep Trump out of The White House is the adult version of eating your vegetables.
— Davon Magwood (@davonmagwood) March 2, 2016
Hillary: “I apologize for my lengthy remarks in which I called Gargamel the real hero and said the Smurfs deserved to be eaten. I misspoke”
— Just Jason (@longwall26) March 11, 2016
MODERATOR: We’re going to hook you both up to lie detectors
BERNIE: Sounds good!
HILLARY: *turns into a snake & slithers away*
— Dan O’Brien (@OtherDanOBrien) March 15, 2016
Oh no, Hillary Clinton has gone too far this time pic.twitter.com/yepB7AHFvX
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) March 14, 2016
Hillary’s new slogan: “It’s 4 AM At The Bar And The Lights Just Came On” pic.twitter.com/B4uZFzEvJr
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) March 30, 2016
Hillary Clinton turns down NYC debate due to Bernie’s “negative tone,” preps instead for famously chill feminist Donald Trump
— Albro FLAMEoftheWEST (@bromanconsul) March 29, 2016
HILLARY: I myself am an illegal immigrant
MODERATOR: Is that true?
HILLARY: Of course not. I never said that
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) March 10, 2016
Criticizing Hillary’s outfit isn’t about gender. If Bernie showed up in a Star Trek uniform, I’d give him shit too. pic.twitter.com/vjx9jCubVN
— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) February 12, 2016
Do you think Hillary has ever met a young person?
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 11, 2016
— BERNIE VS HILLARY (@berniexhillary) February 5, 2016