Let’s face it, pickup lines are hokey at best and barely work even when they do. That being said, you might as well give the following list a try on the off chance that something actually comes of one of them. Sure, then you will forever have to tell the story of how you met your wife in perhaps the most shameless and disrespectful way possible, but hey, that’s getting way ahead of yourself. Odds are it’ll never get to that point anyways.
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and…damnnn!
You remind me of my appendix. I don’t know you, but something inside me is saying I should take you out.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Is your name Google? Cause you’ve got everything I’m looking for.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
