18 Of The Dumbest, Most Unnecessary Signs Ever Created

The scariest part of really dumb warning signs is knowing that they wouldn’t be there if, at some point, they weren’t made necessary. As idiotic as people can be, these signs may push the limits of what’s necessary and what’s a warning for someone that would probably be better off never leaving their home again. These may be the most mind-blowingly stupid warning signs the world has ever seen.

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Do you realize how many people had to look at this design and give it their approval before it got made?

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I mean technically that’s true, but shouldn’t you also specify to be sure to breathe in oxygen?

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Just in case you thought the Men in Black retrieved it from an alien planet and delivered it to your house.

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What are the odds that it doesn’t contain cantaloupe?

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You never want to unexpectedly wander upon a bunch of tomatoes. Trust me on this.

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Oh so I shouldn’t punch into the baby’s diaper like Ryu from Street Fighter?

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I’m going to go out on a limb and say ice-skating probably shouldn’t be attempted all week.

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That’s one way to put it, I suppose.

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What happens if you don’t pay the fine? Do they imprison your coffin?

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Honestly I feel like the chances of peanuts being in there are higher than they’re letting on.

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Seems like you’re casting a pretty wide net, but you certainly have my attention.

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Well maybe I could try and suck some water out of that pipe sticking out of the wall. You never know.

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That’s just a warning sign to not slam your head into the ground.

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I’m thankful for this because I had no idea how rain worked.

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I’m assuming someone smashed it with a hammer until they could crawl through the last time.

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Let’s just play it on the safe side and avoid touching the dumb wall, okay?

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Um, what road are we talking about exactly?

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Now THAT’S the kind of savings and value I like to see!