The 7 Stages of Getting Fat

I put this piece together as few years ago with Justin Halpern and thought it deserved to see the light of day again. As we all know, life is usually a struggle to stop packing on the pounds. But there are certain stages that you go through as you let yourself go. Which stage are you in?

stages of fat, am I fat?,

second stage of being fat, sexy fat girl

third stage of being fat, funny fat guy, party animal fatsporty fat, fourth stage of being fatstage five of being fat, double take fat

surrender fat, wheelchair fat, rascal riding fat, sixth stage of being fat

melding with furniture fat, seventh stage of being fat