Another over-ambitious endeavor has blown up in the face of Elon Musk. The Tesla founder and space entrepreneur has officially broken up with musical artist Grimes, who is also the mother of their 1-year-old son, X Æ A-Xii Musk. (No, that’s not a typo.)
“We are semi-separated but still love each other, see each other frequently and are on great terms,” Musk told Page Six. “It’s mostly that my work at SpaceX and Tesla requires me to be primarily in Texas or traveling overseas and her work is primarily in LA. She’s staying with me now and Baby X is in the adjacent room.”
But it likely won’t be that cozy for long. Given that Musk is the richest person on the planet, there’s gotta be a child support hearing in his future. And where there’s family court, there’s bound to be mudslinging.
For now, allow us to indulge some serious schadenfreude by sharing with you the funniest tweets about the Elon Musk and Grimes breakup.
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Good Morning, “Grimes dating Elon Musk” was a 3 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
— roach ^.^ (@a_roach06) September 24, 2021
Grimes and Elon musk are breaking up ??? Let’s look back at their most iconic moment pic.twitter.com/EHu3phWXzD
— woodpecker (@PeachyKneeSocks) September 24, 2021
Grimes after breaking up with Elon Musk pic.twitter.com/43RJ1DtkQT
— FORTUNE COOCHIE (@_fortunecoochie) September 24, 2021
divorce lawyer: okay. let’s go over this one more time. the amethysts..?
grimes: [twirling] are mine. their vibration strengthens me for the coming night
lawyer: sure. ok. who do the emeralds belong to
elon musk: [googling “atheism gifs”] neither of us technically speaking
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) September 24, 2021
grimes and elon musk’s kid at court telling the judge who it wants to be with pic.twitter.com/oX1EcSLP2r
— pat (@incompatence) September 24, 2021
BREAKING: Elon Musk and Grimes share they will utilize a 50/50 split-parenting model as X AE A-Xii is uploaded into a tamagotchi pic.twitter.com/P6mHuU34jw
— Best Friend’s Love Interest (@ShounenChild) September 24, 2021
Elon Musk trying to win Grimes back pic.twitter.com/5fI1wt90CB
— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) September 24, 2021
it’s really funny that so many news sites are acting like Elon Musk and Grimes splitting is unexpected, especially when we all saw this play out live pic.twitter.com/S1mRS3e79S
— Quinton Reviews (@Q_Review) September 26, 2021
The Grimes & Elon Musk breakup is sad,
but not as sad
as people who care
about the Grimes & Elon Musk breakup.— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 24, 2021
Grimes is now Elon Musk’s Space Ex
— Jess (@BadCrippIe) September 24, 2021
i can’t believe elon musk and grimes were together for just three years with the damage they did to this site it felt like forever
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) September 25, 2021
If Grimes and Elon Musk can’t make it, what hope is there for me and my Japanese sex robot
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) September 25, 2021
Some men will literally try and colonise Mars rather than go to couples therapy.
— OCP (@kingoftheducks) September 24, 2021
Some men will literally try and colonise Mars rather than go to couples therapy.
— OCP (@kingoftheducks) September 24, 2021
That child support is going to be like 20 cents since his salary is a dollar.
— Matthew Libman (@mattlibman) September 24, 2021
if only the fires of passion burnt for as long as a spontaneously combusting tesla
— wilf (@friendlykitties) September 24, 2021
Im excited for this new arc in the Elon Cinematic Universe.
— MAX PROPAYNE III (@Black24Boi) September 24, 2021
another one of Elon Musk’s creations explodes shortly after launch pic.twitter.com/iXiwmQ1nX8
— brett (@UncleRamrod) September 24, 2021
I thought they were going to stick together long enough for their divorce to incite the first space war.
— psi operator (@PomoThug) September 24, 2021
