Aaron Rodgers Is Dating Danica Patrick

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The last time we saw Aaron Rodgers he was sent back to the IR by the Carolina Panthers because Packers fans thought he was Jesus (SPOILER: he was not). The last time we saw Danica Patrick she was retiring from professionally crashing into walls during every race. They have now found love. Per ESPN:

 Danica Patrick’s heart is racing for Aaron Rodgers. Patrick, a Chicago Bears fan, confirmed Monday she is dating the Green Bay Packers quarterback. “Yes, Aaron and I are dating,” Patrick told The Associated Press.

Wait, Danica Patrick is a Chicago Bears fans and is banging a Green Bay Packers player? Hos ain’t loyal. But I guess this kind of an upgrade from Olivia Munn. Olivia Munn seems annoying. Congrats to the happy couple.