Kara Del Toro Understands Premieres

 

I looked up 47 Meters Down and it told me the synopsis was “two sisters vacationing in Mexico are trapped in a shark cage at the bottom of the ocean”. It stars Mandy Moore and Claire Holt, but we don’t need diversity in this, because that synopsis sounds like something two white girls would do. Kara Del Toro would never get trapped in a shark cage because she’d never get in one. She will go to the movie premiere about two white girls getting trapped in a shark cage though. Holy shit look at her boobs. That’s the whole point of this post.

 

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