There’s A New ‘The Mummy’ Trailer
If you’re into Tom Cruise running and white people fucking around with things they shouldn’t, you’re in for a treat, because the new trailer for The Mummy dropped last night.
I don’t understand how a chick wrapped in bandages in scary in any way. Might as well just follow around actresses in LA. I guess they have to be ancient Egyptians to be scary, and I don’t know, that seems pretty racist.