Drake’s Opening A ‘Classy’ Strip Club
If I tied your loved ones up over a pit of demon possessed sharks and set a timer for 2 seconds then told you that you had to name the rapper who announced he’s opening a classy strip club in Houston called “The Ballet” or your family would die, they wouldn’t die, because you’d know the answer before I got to the word “Houston”. It’s Drake. Of course it’s Drake.
Launching a pop-up at the city’s Toyota Center last night (September 5), during his annual Houston Appreciation Weekend, Drake has now announced that his “classy” strip club – called ‘The Ballet’ – will open in the city during 2017. Speaking at his pop-up event, Drake told the crowd: “There’s a culture out there of dancing and it’s not about no strip club shit. It’s about these amazing women that we’ve got in one spot, the music that we’ve got, and the Houston culture that we got. I just wanna let you know that I’m going to bring it to you in the most honest and genuine way possible.”
Not sure how much a lap dance will be, but it must be a lot since Drake will probably require all the dancers to tell you their real names and favorite inspirational quote.