I’ve already said everything I needed to say about the cinema hate crime that is Batman v Superman in my review here, but goddamn, the Batman v Superman honest trailer. I’m pretty sure this is movie that ruined your childhood. But I forgot it has grown men in tights, and remembered that doesn’t scare you as much as vagina. You should probably talk that out with someone.
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