Charlie Sheen Is Being Investigated By The LAPD For Putting A Hit His Ex-Fiancee

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen was secretly recorded threatening to kill his ex-fiancee, former porn star Brett Rossi, after she filed a lawsuit against him. Why did she file the lawsuit? Mostly because Charlie Sheen in an unhinged lunatic and horrific human being who made her life a living hell. And yes, his shirt says “Stay Positive”. 
The Los Angeles Police Department has confirmed to USA TODAY that it has opened a criminal investigation against Charlie Sheen. It involves alleged threats he made against his ex-fiancée, according to her lawyer…Ludwig said he could not release any information on what the investigation involves and the identity of the accuser in the case is confidential. But David Ring, a lawyer for Scottine Rossi, who once was engaged to the former Two and a Half Men star, confirmed Sheen is being investigated for allegedly threatening to have his client killed, and that she is so fearful she obtained an emergency protective order against him last week.
Here’s some stuff that was on the tape. It’ll melt your heart!
“This piece of shit needs to be f*cking buried!” Sheen declares on recording made by a woman whose identity is being protected by Radar and The ENQUIRER….The woman who taped the conversation asked Sheen why he didn’t tell her about his HIV status before having sex with her without a condom. “Because it’s none of your f*cking business!” “I can’t be f*cking extorted,” Sheen said on the recording. “It’s called treason. You know what treason is? It’s punishable by death!” And Sheen was not shy about making sure his threat was taken seriously. “I’d rather spend 20-grand to have her head kicked in. Then people will realize, ‘Oh, it’s dangerous!’”
I don’t want to offend any swords here, but let’s just agree that Charlie Sheen deserves a plus-sized sword to the back of the neck. I think there’s nothing wrong with being a small sword. Beautiful small words. I know that sword sizes fluctuate in America and I usually go between a 6 and an 8. Using smaller sword here wouldn’t feel right to me. Plus-sized swords seeing a small sword used for this job and thinking that’s acceptable? What are your thoughts?