Josh Duggar Has Risen From Rehab

Josh Duggar

Pussy Killa & Zodiac Killer sharing a candid moment

Josh Duggar finger banged his sisters while they slept then his dad tried to cover it up, he dropped rent money on two Ashley Madison accounts, paid to bang a porn chick, then went to Jesus camp. While in rehab, he sold his house to himself prior to the lawsuit, got Anna Duggar pregnant for the 5th time, and settled with Danica Dillon by throwing $500,000 their fans probably donated at her and agreeing not to release information that would “prove” she was lying. Why he would do that is up for you to decide. We may never know. The Lord works in mysterious ways. Anyway, Josh is free to molest about the country. 

Josh Duggar is home.  The former 19 Kids and Counting star has left rehab, PEOPLE has confirmed. “If nothing else, this is a happy time for their kids,” a source tells PEOPLE.

Yeah, if you can’t come up with any other reason, just throw “think of children” out there. That works most of the time. I guess fuck his wife. She only shit out all the kids. Let’s not get carried away by worrying about her here. 

“I definitely have forgiven Josh. It is a process, though, that you have to work through in your heart,” Josh’s sister Jessa (Duggar) Seewald told PEOPLE exclusively. “And trust is not quickly rebuilt. It is something that takes a while. We love him very much, though, and we are very hopeful for the future.”

Any Christian who immediately forgives some shit like this is really only saying because they think that’s what Jesus wants them to do, so let’s not believe Jessa (hot ass Jessa) is doing anything except reciting a prepared script while waiting for ADT to come put a sign outside her bedroom window. 

Sorry to put you in the middle of this Sophie Turner, but you’re the #tbt that keeps on giving:

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