Eva Amurri got naked a bunch on Californication then flipped that into marrying a former professional soccer player, Kyle Martino, and now she spends her time being a mommy blogger. They had a Latin nanny. I say “had”, because the nanny tried to fuck her husband. Eva wrote a mommy blog about it. Here’s some of it.
The Nanny usually arrived at 9am (and stayed until 6pm). She knew that I was arriving home on Tuesday but didn’t know what time. An hour before she was supposed to arrive for the day, Kyle got a text message from her show up on his cell phone. It said: “OMG. Girl, did I mention to you how hot and sex my Boss is. I would love to fuck his brains out ha haah. Too bad he seems not to like thick Latin women with lots to hold on to LOL.”
Basically, the husband set the nanny up and recorded her or something to prove his innocence, then Eva wrote this really long, passive aggressive blog post about the whole experience. Eva Amurri also has huge tits. I’ve been waiting to mention that.
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LOS ANGELES, CA - SEPTEMBER-1: Eva Amurri Martino Hosts the launch of "Happily Eva After" presented by Hormel Gatherings® Party Trays on September 1, 2015 in Sherman Oaks, California. (Photo by Amy Graves/GettyImages)
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Eva Amurri (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/WireImage)
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Eva Amurri (Photo by Jim Spellman/WireImage)
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NEW YORK - AUGUST 17: Eva Amurri attends The Cinema Society & Hugo Boss screening of "Inglourious Basterds" at SVA Theater on August 17, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Jim Spellman/WireImage)
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - AUGUST 19: Actress Eva Amurri Martino attends Friends to Mankind's 2nd annual 18 For 18 charity event and fundraiser "The Jump" benefitting the Somaly Mam Foundation at Lexington Social House on August 19, 2012 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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LAS VEGAS, NV - SEPTEMBER 23: Actress Eva Amurri arrives to celebrate her bachelorette party at the Lavo Restaurant & Nightclub at The Palazzo on September 23, 2011 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/FilmMagic)
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UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - JUNE 03: Actress Eva Amurri Martino arrives at the 2012 MTV Movie Awards held at Gibson Amphitheatre on June 3, 2012 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images)
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA - OCTOBER 21: Actress Eva Amurri attends ELLE's 20th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration at Four Seasons Hotel Los Angeles at Beverly Hills on October 21, 2013 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images for ELLE)
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - JUNE 30: Actress Eva Amurri Martino (R) and husband Kyle Martino attend the premiere of Warner Bros. Pictures' "Tammy" at TCL Chinese Theatre on June 30, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by David Livingston/Getty Images)
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - JUNE 30: Actress Eva Amurri and Kyle Martino arrive at the premiere of 'Tammy' at TCL Chinese Theatre on June 30, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)
