Leonardo DiCaprio Left A London Club With Four Blondes

Leonardo DiCaprio London Premiere

“Slow down. You ladies remember to breathe, now.” 

Leonardo DiCaprio and Kelly Rohrbach split two months after one of her friends (I’m assuming)  told OK!  they were engaged. Since then, he’s been “busy”, scared by Lady Gaga, won a Golden Globe, and nominated for an Oscar. He also went to London for the premiere of The Revenant last night. Then he went to a club. The Sun reports: 

The Oscar-nominated actor, 41, wasted no time in hunting out the capital’s hottest talent, partying at celeb hotspot Libertine for two hours before finishing the night with his new lady friends.  Leo lured his latest conquests with a measly £500 bottle of Magnum vodka but had some additional help from his pal Lukas Haas, 39, whom he starred in Hollywood blockbuster Inception with.  A club source said: “The girls all fitted Leo’s impeccable taste in women – they were very pretty, tall and had bleach-blonde hair.” “It wasn’t long before he was taking the girls back to Claridge’s where he’s staying while promoting new film The Revenant.”

Like, if you’re DiCaprio, what purpose does it serve to even have a girlfriend? Or learn woman’s name? Just call their number. They’ll hold it over their head once they hear it. It’s not really that difficult. 

Kelly Rohrbach was at the Golden Globes. That was probably awkward. To her credit, that fake smile is on point. You can see her in a bikini here if that makes you feel more comfortable.