Wait, was Cloverfield supposed to be good? I don’t remember is being good. I remember a monster movie with no monster and Lizzy Caplan exploding behind a sheet. I also remember it not being Netflix and chill option for a couple who found love on Epilepsy Mingle. Anyway, J.J. Abrams made Cloverfield 2 and called it 10 Cloverfield Lane without anybody knowing except Paramount. And I guess John Goodman and Elizabeth Winstead (shoutout to my NC people). Here’s the trailer.
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