Jessa Duggar had her kid last night, which means she has to wait until the stitches come out before Jesus will love her again. Let’s all wish a speedy recovery to her vagina and archaic sense of self-worth.
The 22-year-old former 19 Kids and Counting star and husband Ben Seewald, 20, have welcomed their first child, a baby boy, TLC confirmed to E! News.
They haven’t said what the kid’s name yet, because they’re probably building a website where you pay to suggest your name of choice since 600+ advertisers have already done the sinful thing and pulled out of Jill & Jessa: Counting On. It’ll probably be Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Peter, Paul, Noah, or that time in the Bible where God sent bears to maul 42 kids to death because they called Elisha bald. Or that time God made Jephthah burn his own virgin daughter alive for helping him out in a war. Ok, those last one weren’t names, but God seems like a pretty chill and reasonable guy, no? God bless.
Here’s Rosie Jones because I think she should play Jess Duggar in the porn version and because I want this post to make you commit adultery in your heart.
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