Here’s The Porn Star Who Claims She Banged Josh Duggar

Last night it was revealed that Josh Duggar, in his effort to save the holy sanctity of marriage, “allegedly” banged porn star Danica Dillon. Upgrade?

Danica Dillon is the first woman linked to Josh since he was outed as a devout Ashley Madison user last week, but we guarantee she won’t be the last. The adult actress tells friends that the two of them got their freak on in a steamy affair that began after Josh “liked” her on his secret Facebook page. Dillon says the true nature of their relationship is sordid and secret. Said the source, “She claimed he reached out to her online. Without saying much, she hinted that there were even secret hotel sessions!” Worst of all? The encounters took place when Anna was pregnant. “Danica is hinting that there is a lot more than the public knows about what Josh has done,” the source said, quoting his alleged paramour. “It’s possible he paid her for webcam sessions too. She’s saying that Anna should leave him now, before even worse stories come out!”

I guess “the encounters took place when Anna was pregnant” is supposed to make this sound more douchey or whatever, but Josh and Anna got married in 2008 and she already has four kids, so there was probably only like a two month window where this statement wouldn’t be true. Let’s just assume she’s always pregnant.

And in case you read all this and haven’t punched a wall yet, Anna Duggar isn’t even mad at Josh. Why? take it away, archaic mind poison!

“She doesn’t get mad,” a source close to the Duggars tells PEOPLE exclusively in this week’s issue. “You are not allowed to get mad. It’s not godly for a woman.”

She can’t be mad at the man who molested his sisters, had two Ashley Madison accounts, and still had enough time to find a porn star to fuck. Let that sink in. She can’t be mad, because only men are allowed to get mad in the Bible, and the whole point of religion is to force you to love someone you fear. You’d think Anna Duggar would be more into S&M. The Duggars have 19 kids and what have they really accomplished besides keeping gay people from having rights and funding their obstetrician’s office remodel? Imagine how many less problems they’d have if Jim Bob gave them all 45 minutes to masturbate after prayer and a science textbook that didn’t have pictures of an Ark.

 

 

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