Bristol Palin (see here holding a scale model of her vagina), posted yet another blog post, and this time she has a message for all you haters who have shit to say about her being pregnant twice out of wedlock despite preaching abstinence. Fundamentalism breeds a lot of unwanted kids, turns out it doesn’t breed any irony.
This is still how much I care about anything negative … #prolife ❤️ God is good, happy Friday!!
Yes, we know you don’t care about anything negative. Especially pregnancy tests. Anyway, despite saying “I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one” and “I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you”, she is now claiming that….wait for it….the pregnancy was PLANNED. Why? Wait for it again.
I made a mistake, but it’s not the mistake all these giddy assholes have loved to assume. This pregnancy was actually planned. Everyone knows I wanted more kids, to have a bigger family. Believing I was heading that way, I got ahead of myself.
Bitch, shut up. Just shut up. Is the baby a mistake or was it planned? Or was the mistake your fiance finding out before your plan was finished? Please go to grocery a buy a bunch of bananas and a pack of condoms, because I don’t think any of us would feel safe with these two and the rest of your bastards at Castle Black.
Bristol Palin Pregnant Update
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Celebrities outside the dance rehearsal studio for ABC-TV's 'Dancing with the Stars'
Los Angeles, California - 22.10.10Featuring: Bristol Palin
Where: Hollywood, California
When: 22 Oct 2010
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"Dancing With The Stars" 200th episode held at Boulevard 3
Hollywood, California - 01.11.10Featuring: Bristol Palin
Where: California, United States
When: 01 Nov 2010
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2011 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner at the The Embassy of Italy - Afterparty
Washington,Featuring: Bristol Palin
Where: DC, United States
When: 30 Apr 2011
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Bristol Palin
Candie's Foundation 2011 event to prevent benefit gala at Cipriani 42nd Street - ArrivalsFeaturing: Bristol Palin
Where: New York City, NY, United States
When: 03 May 2011
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Bristol Palin
arrives with friends at Pink's Hotdogs
for lunch
West Hollywood, California - 18.08.11Featuring: Bristol Palin
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 18 Aug 2011
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Bristol Palin
Ubisoft's Just Dance 4 Launch Party held at Lexington Social House
Los Angeles, California - 02.10.12Featuring: Bristol Palin
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 02 Oct 2012
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Bristol Palin
Dancing With the Stars finalists visit 'Good Morning America' at ABC StudiosFeaturing: Bristol Palin
Where: New York City, New York NY , United States
When: 24 Nov 2010
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