Anakin Skywalker Is A Great Driver

 

Jake Lloyd, who played young Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, was in South Carolina. Unsure why he was in South Carolina, because I checked the calendar, and it definitely isn’t White Boy Week.

 Cops say Lloyd was driving in Charleston, South Carolina, when Sheriff’s deputies began pursuing him.  The chase was underway and it went on for miles, into another county. Deputies say Jake began passing cars on the double yellow line and began driving recklessly, at high speeds. Cops say eventually Jake lost control of his car, which ran off the road, through a fence and into a wooded area where it struck several trees. The 26-year-old who also starred in “Jingle All the Way” was arrested for reckless driving, failure to stop, resisting arrest and driving without a license.

This dude was part of arguably the worst trilogy of all time if you don’t count the Kardashian sisters, but I’m not going to make a pod racing joke here, but I will say he kinda looks like a white supremacist. I have no empirical evidence to suggest this, but I mean, he is white.

 

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