Kathy Griffin Jumped The ‘Fashion Police’ Ship

Giuliana Rancic had to stress eat a baby carrot after she made dumb comments about Zendaya’s hair during the Fashion Police Oscar coverage, but before she could throw that up, Kelly Osbourne quit the show. Now, not even a week later (and less than 24 hours after she walked by Rancic’s dead body and did the Kanye shrug) Kathy Griffin has decided to jump off this shit before it circles the drain.

“I thought that I could bring my brand of humor to Fashion Police so beautiful people in beautiful dresses could be teased when appropriate,” she said via Twitter.  “I do not want to use my comedy to contribute to a culture of unattainable perfectionism and intolerance towards difference. I want to help women, gay kids, people of color, and anyone who feels underrepresented to have a voice and a LAUGH.”

You can read her full statement here, or you can not read it, because please keep in mind, we’re talking about E!’s Fashion Police. I swear, if Joan Rivers was alive, I’d dig her up and see how much they give me for her at a recycling center.