Unless you were being held captive in a place without wi-fi, you probably already know the 72nd Golden Globes were last night, and I’m not gonna spend too much time on it, I’ll just give you everything you need to know so when people ask you about it at work, you’ll have the bullet points:
1. Only feminist comedians can make rape jokes
2. George Clooney now has something to hold when he’s holding Amal Clooney’s purse
3. Michael Keaton’s son wrote songs for Jason Derulo
4. A white family’s 12-year ordeal is this year’s 12 Years A Slave
5. Jennifer Lopez wears the same dress to everything
6. Common and Michael Keaton made the best acceptance speeches
7. Jennifer Aniston didn’t win anything
8. Eddie Guccimane won Best Actor, because he had pretend ALS
9. Meryl Streep looked high af
10. Everybody was sweating
2014 Golden Globes
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72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Michael Keaton Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Michael Keaton Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: George Clooney, Amal Alamuddin Clooney Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: George Clooney, Amal Alamuddin Clooney Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Rosamund Pike Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Rosamund Pike Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Reese Witherspoon Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Reese Witherspoon Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Emma Stone Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Emma Stone Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Katie Holmes Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Jennifer Aniston Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Jennifer Aniston Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Benedict Cumberbatch Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Benedict Cumberbatch Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Lana Del Rey Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Lana Del Rey Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Lorde Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Lorde Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Naomi Watts Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Naomi Watts Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Adams Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 12 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Amy Adams Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 12 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Emily Blunt Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Emily Blunt Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Sienna Miller Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Sienna Miller Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Felicity Jones Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Felicity Jones Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Kevin Spacey, Kate Mara Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Kevin Spacey, Kate Mara Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Lena Dunham Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Lena Dunham Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Helen Mirren Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Helen Mirren Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Kate Beckinsale Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Kate Beckinsale Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Taylor Schilling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Taylor Schilling Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Jake Gyllenhaal Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Jake Gyllenhaal Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Keira Knightley, James Righton Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Keira Knightley, James Righton Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Jennifer Lopez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Jennifer Lopez Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Claire Danes Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Claire Danes Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Rande Gerber, Cindy Crawford Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Rande Gerber, Cindy Crawford Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany** -
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Heidi Klum Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Arrivals Featuring: Heidi Klum Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jan 2015 Credit: WENN.com **Not available for publication in Germany**
