Jamie Lynn Spears Pulled A Knife On A Chick

Jamie Lynn Spears has reinvented herself as a discount Carrie Underwood (see above), but she’s still a 16 and Pregnant redneck, so unnecessary violence in public places will always find her. That’s why she had to pull a bread knife on some chick in a sandwich shop. 

 The violence broke out last weekend at the Pita Pit in Hammond, Louisiana — Jamie Lynn Spears and a friend had made a late night stop for food, when … according to sources close to Jamie … someone attacked her friend. Cops tell us Jamie’s friend got clocked with a bottle. That’s when Jamie went all “Saving Private Ryan” … dragging her friend to safety. Our Spears sources say Jamie pulled her behind the sandwich counter — then grabbed a long serrated bread knife and started waving it around to stop the fight.  We’re told that did the job. Police showed up, but Jamie’s friend didn’t want to press charges … so no one got arrested.

Wait, a woman with no formal training in de-escalation stopped a fight with just a knife and nobody got killed or arrested? The NYPD turns their backs to you, ma’am. One more outburst like this and your union membership will be revoked. Good day. I said GOOD DAY!