Leonardo DiCaprio Is Banging Every Chick At Art Basel
Based on the law of averages, Leonardo DiCaprio banged at least one of these women in this gallery
Leonardo DiCaprio has been dating model Toni Garnn, and I say “dating” because she probably thinks they’re dating, but he told her she could go to Art Basel if she wanted, she could just go without him. Because he was going by himself. To bang everything in sight.
After Confidenti@l spotted the “Wolf of Wall Street” star partying with a large group, including Brandon Davis and Joe Jonas, at the popup version of 1 Oak at Rec Room in South Beach, Leo left the club with every single girl partying in his VIP section, a spy tells us. “He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero,” our awestruck snitch says. “He was overflowing with models everywhere.
When you’re partying with Leo, there’s always a pussy overflow that you’ll have to deal with, and apparently Joe Jonas couldn’t handle it, even though Nick Jonas is attempting to overcompensate for the whole gay family
The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.”
Look, regardless of where we stand on religious and political issues, I think we can all agree that Leonardo DiCaprio deserves his own federal holiday and have his penis etched into Mt. Rushmore.