Tori Spelling Has Ebola Maybe

Tori Spelling couldn’t get a call back for Sharknado 2, so this is probably the best PR she’s had in a while.

Sources tell us Tori was running a fever, coughing uncontrollably, and having trouble breathing … when she was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital. We’re told Tori was quarantined from other patients, and medical staff took precautions while treating her. While it sounds scary … we’re told it’s NOT Ebola — but instead Tori was admitted for a severe case of bronchitis with a sinus infection. Doctors are running blood tests, and a lung specialist is going to check out her bronchitis. We’re told Tori had to cancel a scheduled press tour for the 2nd season of her reality show.

I mean, we’ll all have Ebola eventually, but if we’re making a list of who dies before me, can we get some people who I didn’t think were already dead? I think the world would be a better place without the cast of Big Bang Theory, no?