Nick Jonas Is Gay For Play Now

Nick Jonas


When wearing a purity ring and being a Christian didn’t translate  to record sales anymore, Nick Jonas has gone full on gay recently, because only two demographics will pay for whatever he’s selling: 9-year old girls who don’t know any better and gay dudes. And since 9-year old girls don’t usually have a lot of disposal income, Nick Jonas is gay blitzkrieging right now. Performing in gay clubs, posing in his underwear, and biting his bottom lip a lot to quench his never-ending thirst for relevance. People are calling him the new Marky Mark, and I guess that’s true if the new Marky Mark modeled for Grindr.