Joan Rivers (1933 – 2014, 2014 – ?)

Joan Rivers


So Joan Rivers was having surgery then stopped breathing and suffered cardiac arrest, so they rushed her to ICU were she was in critical condition. Although she’ll never be mentally stable, she’s currently in stable condition and resting comfortably in her sarcophagus regaining her strength for her continued battle against the Thundercats.

Joan Rivers remains in stable but critical condition after being hospitalized for complications from throat surgery, while more details about her health scare have been revealed. The 81-year-old comedienne and host of E!’s Fashion Police was rushed to a hospital in New York City on Thursday after she stopped breathing while undergoing a minor endoscopic procedure at a medical clinic, a source told E! News. Her daughter and frequent co-star, Melissa Rivers, 46, and Melissa’s son, Cooper, 13, have flown to the city to be by Joan’s side. “They were putting a scope down her throat to check her vocal cords,” the source said. “She stopped breathing.” “This was not major surgery,” the source said, adding that Joan was sedated while undergoing the operation and that it is unclear what medication was used. Police had said they responded to an emergency call about an 81-year-old woman and transported her to a nearby hospital in critical condition. As of Thursday afternoon, she remains in the ICU.

Whatever. I bet the outfit she’s wearing looks like shit. I really wouldn’t spend a lot of time thinking about this because, there’s pictures of Lara Bingle topless on the Internet right now.