This is America, so we have an award show where teenagers get to legitimatize things that suck, so enter the 2014 Teen Choice Awards. I don’t know who half these chicks are, so I chose these pictures the why I choose most things: Would I have sex with it? I assume that most of these chicks are over 18, if not, this post wasn’t written by me but by someone not affiliated with this site in any way. How did they post this? I’m writing a stern email to the tech guys right now. This is inexcusable.
2014 Teen Choice Awards
504277003KI00064_Teen_Choic
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Actress Bella Thorne attends FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
504277003TT00004_Teen_Choic
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Actress Ryan Newman attends FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
504282249AB00068_Teen_Choic
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Actress/Singer Hilary Duff attends FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
81117068
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Nina Dobrev arrives at the FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
504282249PB00034_Teen_Choic
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Recording artist Cher Lloyd attends FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
81116488
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Actress/singer Victoria Justice attends FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Imeh Akpanudosen/Getty Images)
504276895PB00105_Teen_Choic
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Recording artist Selena Gomez onstage during FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
504282249AB00086_Teen_Choic
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: YouTube personality Bethany Mota attends FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
504282249PB00167_Teen_Choic
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Recording artist Ariana Grande attends FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)
504277003KI00171_Teen_Choic
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Actress Selena Gomez attends FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
504277003KI00183_Teen_Choic
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Singer Taylor Swift attends FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
504277003KS00199_Teen_Choic
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Actress Rita Volk attends FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
81116149
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Taylor Swift arrives at the FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
81116909
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Bella Thorne arrives at the FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
81117111
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Nina Dobrev arrives at the FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
81117647
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Actress Victoria Justice poses in the press room at the 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
504282249PB00163_Teen_Choic
LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 10: Actress Shay Mitchell attends FOX's 2014 Teen Choice Awards at The Shrine Auditorium on August 10, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/WireImage)