Tracy Morgan Has Been Upgraded
Much like the couch I sold on Craiglist, Tracy Morgan is now listed as being in "fair condition".
Tracy Morgan is on the mend. His rep says the actor and comedian has been "upgraded to fair condition, which is a great improvement." The rep adds more good news: "His personality is certainly starting to come back as well."
All of this happened because a dude with road rage on his way to Wal-Mart fell asleep at the wheel. Target should probably use this in their ads.