Britney Spears Has Gained 30 Pounds Since She’s Been in Vegas
Instead of doing a juice cleanse, some people just go to Vegas for five days, but if there is one human on Earth who could actually gain weight in Vegas, it's Britney Spears.
“Britney has gained close to 30 pounds, and she’s got a lot of cellulite on her legs and stomach,” an insider said. “To disguise her belly onstage, she wears a one-piece leotard made out of a shaping material for a slimming effect. “Skin-colored tights cover her legs during her act, and she also likes to use tanning beds and spray tans to hide her cellulite, but it looks ridiculous. “Britney isn’t using her home gym, and she’s gorging on junk food. “She loves McDonald’s and Taco Bell, and she’s eating tacos, corn bread and fried chicken. She also drinks Cokes and fatty frappuccinos from Starbucks.” But Britney apparently has a plan to drop her extra weight. “She’s going to have prepackaged meals delivered to her house about two weeks before her show starts again,” said the source. “However, that plan didn’t work during her hiatus last year, and it’s not likely to work this time around either.”
Britney has never been the coldest beer in the cooler, so there's no reason not to think that she believes she can suck down Coke and corn bread then disguise it with a leotard. A leotard. That's her plan. The irony isn't lost on me that she chose something that includes the word "tard".