Tom Cruise’s Updated Twitter Bio Is The Most Accurate Description Of Anything Ever

Tom Cruise Twitter Bio


I really don't know what else needs to be said here. If you pointed a camera at Tom Cruise right now, he'd just instinctively start running away. Much like when I go to Krispy Kreme and the Hot Now sign is off. Don't play with me like that, bitch.


[h/t Uproxx]