Aaron Hernandez Basically Just Murders Everyone

Aaron Hernandez


Already in prison for killing a dude in 2013, Aaron Hernandez was indicted today on two counts of first-degree murder for killing Daniel Abreu and Safiro Furtado in a drive by shooting outside a Boston nightclub in July 2012. Authorities have no surveillance footage, because Bill Belichick did not film it.

 In addition to the two counts of first-degree murder in Abreu and Furtado's deaths, Hernandez has also been charged with three counts of armed assault with intent to murder and one count of assault and battery by means of a dangerous weapon, Suffolk County District Attorney Daniel Conley said at a Thursday news conference. The latter four counts reflect shots fired at three people inside the car that Abreu and Furtado were in, Conley said. One of the people in the car suffered a gunshot wound, he said. Conley said that Hernandez was driving an SUV that pulled up alongside Abreu and Furtado's car near the nightclub and that the former football star fired a .38-caliber revolver at them. Hernandez has also been charged with unlawfully carrying the gun he allegedly used in the attack, Conley said.

Listen, and understand. Aaron Hernandez is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. What?! Look! You have heard enough! I have answered your questions! Now, I have to see Tom Brady! You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her! That's what he does! That's ALL he does! You can't stop him! He'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pull her fuckin' heart out!