Alec Baldwin Got Arrested On A Bicycle
White people love riding bicycles and Alec Baldwin loves flying into unhinged rages, so a perfect storm was created when Alec Baldwin was issued a citation for riding his bike the wrong way then subsequently arrested for disorderly conduct because he doesn't understand why he has to follow laws and stuff.
Actor Alec Baldwin was arrested Tuesday and issued two summonses — one for disorderly conduct — after riding a bicycle the wrong way on a New York street, police said. The "30 Rock" star allegedly became angry and started yelling at police after they asked him for identification to give him a summons, police said. The other summons was for riding a bike against the flow of traffic. Baldwin is to appear in court July 24. "Police stated that he got belligerent and started arguing with them and using profanity," Deputy Chief Kim Y. Royster said. Baldwin was not carrying identification and police took him into custody, police said. The actor reportedly became angry at the officers, yelling "Give me the summons already," a law enforcement official said.
Per the usual, Alec Baldwin threw a temper tantrum on Twitter and was a deranged lunatic at the police precint.
After his release, Baldwin took to Twitter, posting the badge number of the officer he said arrested him and saying, "photographers outside my home ONCE AGAIN terrified my daughter and nearly hit her with a camera. The police did nothing." In another tweet, he lamented, "New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign." Once in custody, Baldwin was taken to a nearby precinct, where he reportedly asked the desk supervisor: "How old are these officers, that they don't know who I am?" according to a law enforcement official.
Alec Baldwin has reached the level of liberalism where he now sees every insitution of authority as the enemy, but I hate to break it to you, this wasn't a government conspiracy designed to subjugate bike riders, you were just a douche who couldn't be bothered to obey NYC traffic laws. That being said, how's your daughter doing? She still single? Tell her to hit me up on Facebook.