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Cher. Cher is on the new Wu-Tang album. Cher.
Like the Wu-Tang Clan, Cher is an iconic musical artist with a storied back catalogue…So it makes all the sense in the world that Cher appears on the Wu-Tang Clan’s upcoming “secret” double-album, “Once Upon a Time in Shaolin.” According to Forbes (via Rolling Stone), Cher appears on two songs on the album, singing the line “Wu-Tang, baby. They rock the world,” at the end of one song. A rep for Cher has confirmed the collaboration, saying, “She recorded her parts separately, so I don’t believe there was direct interaction.” Musical sleuths could have seen this piece of news coming for weeks: on the official web site for the album, it reads that “Bonnie Jo Mason” will make a guest appearance on the album. Bonnie Jo Mason is the name Cher used to release her first single, “Ringo, I Love You,” in the early 1960’s
Like, I don’t even know what to write here. So, does everybody think Jadeveon Clowney will go #1 to the Texans or you think they’ll trade down? Will Jerry Jones nut himself himself if Johnny Manziel is available at 16 even though those kidnapped Nigerian girls could field a better defense? Will the Panthers draft either Kelvin Benjamin or Morgan Moses or will I have to hold a gun to somebody’s head? Will the Raiders fuck up their pick? Ok, that last one was rhetorical.
