The New ‘Godzilla’ Trailer Is Badass


Because my father abandoned me when I was 6 and I have no idea where he is now, I've always enjoyed monster movies where the monster tramples through a city killing thousands of people, because hey, it might land on my dad. No issues here. But in the new Asian trailer for Godzilla, it's pretty clear that Godzilla is the good guy. Well, not exactly the good guy, he's more of a "holy shit what are those things we're jumping out of airplanes and have guns and stuff like that but they're still murdering everyone so let's unleash something that will kill them but almost might kill us too and Heisenberg and goddamn Todd really wants to bang Elizabeth Olsen".