Despite never having kissed or spent one single moment alone with her fiance, Derick Dillard, Jill Duggar is ready to turn her womb into a factory for Jesus as soon as possible.
“Both of us want as many kids as God will give us,” Duggar, 22, told ABC News,….The oldest daughter and fourth child of Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar announced her engagement to Dillard, 25, on Wednesday, April 9. “My parents have kept popping them out so we’ll see how [our] fertility is!” she quipped.
Yay, religion! This chick is 22 and will never have an orgasm in her life, because on God’s PPV channel, sex is just a perfunctory act designed to increase his market share through competitive breeding. Ready to spout off that God commanded them to “be fruitful and multiply”, they forget that was said when, you, Kim Jong God wiped out every person on Earth. There’s almost 7 billion people here now. Chill. But religion relies on a closed information system and faith that God will help you not think for yourself. If you’re Catholic, you can’t use birth control, and when you have the kid, you have to baptize it before it’s brain is fully formed, and if you don’t, you’re a mortal sinner. If you’re a Bible-thumping Christian, you can’t marry a non-believer or believe anything you read in a science textbook, because that might somehow awaken you from your shared psychosis. Entering a “relationship” with Jesus means the free flow of information only flows one way, and if you believe anything different then you’ll burn in an eternal fire. Sounds great, huh? Anyway, Jill Duggar’s uterus is gonna fall out soon. Happy Friday.
