Despite being packed with enough sodium to make Paula Deen have a brain aneurysm and forget she hates the blacks, Melissa Joan Hart is Nutrisystem’s new celebrity bitch.
It’s not everyday I like to show a lot of skin but these days I’m feeling confidant. Thanks Nutrisystem! Look for my new commercial that begins airing April 21! And don’t miss me tomorrow on @GMA. You can ask me questions on twitter with #askMelissaGMA
Let’s go ahead and get this out of the way: I’d hit it. Good talk. Now, instead of prepackaged meals that taste like the package they were mailed in, how about tell ladies to, I don’t know, drink water and workout for an hour a day. Also tell them to stop eating bullshit. Also, mention squats and lunges a lot. Like, a lot. Also tell them that ingesting semen can prevent breast cancer. Also tell them if they ever think about using teeth, don’t. It’s not sexy and, if I can be honest here, it kinda ruins the mood. I have more in a Power Point if you’re interested. Hit me up for details and a link to the free download.
