DJ Tanner’s Legs Look Like This Now

Candace Cameron is on Dancing With The Stars now, and besides serving as yet another example of why ABC should change the name, she also put on a leg show yesterday prior to rehearsals. I don't want to speak for Kirk Cameron here, but his sister isn't really presenting herself in a godly way. Why is her dress that short? Is she trying to make men commit the sin of adultery in their hearts? This is no way for a bride of Christ to dress. Why, she is nothing more than a harlot from hell! A succubus of Satan! (It's pretty weird that religion makes everything I just typed okay to say. How long are we gonna keep doing this? VCRs are a lot newer than religion but we already got rid of those.)