Liam Neeson Continues To Be A Badass

Liam Neeson


If you abuse animals that pretty much tells me all I need to know you about a person. Sorry about you being a future serial killer. But if you want to stone a dog to death in Central Park, a good idea would be not to do it while Liam Neeson is out for a jog.

Neeson was jogging through Manhattan’s Central Park when he was abruptly halted by a woman shouting that teenage boys were stoning a dog to death.  The dog was trapped, terrified and in pain. “Abruptly changing direction, Liam charged down a path and confronted three gangbanger wannabe types who were throwing rocks at a stray they’d cornered up against a trash bin,” a witness said.  “Liam yelled that they’d better stop or he’d knock the crap out of them.” They weren’t to be intimidated by the Taken star. “The punks just swaggered up and warned him to mind his own business,” the witness explained.  Neeson was incensed.  “In a fury, he warned them to back off fast – or else!” “Yeah, okay, man…we’re out of here,” the apparent ringleader said. Liam smirked, impressed that he was able to get them to retreat.  However, it wasn’t his minacious disposition that spooked the hooligans. “Turns out it was the sight of the approaching cop that had spooked the boys. Liam just shook his head and approached the shivering dog, stroking it while the policeman assessed its injuries – then thanked the star and told him: ‘I’ll take it from here, sir!’”

I sat on this story for a while, because it kinda sounds super fake. Way too much detail and, uhhh, "Liam smirked, impressed that he was able to get them to retreat." Life With Dogs apparently hires first year creative writing students. But for the sake of decency and humanity, I'll go ahead and believe this whole thing is true. If your publicist is going to come up with a fake story, I can think of a lot worse than "saving a dog from being stoned to death". Like the time by publicist said I saved a child from a burning minivan by ripping the door off then flying him to the hospital. C'mon, man. Like I would ever go near a minivan.