Here’s The Trailer For ‘Transformers: Age Of Extinction’


Hopefully the title means this will be the last of this fuckery, because every filmmaker should consider Michael Bay a personal affront to their art. But, we live in America, so his movies make a shit ton of money because EXPLOSIONS! GUNS! ROBOTS! HOT CHICKS! SNAPPY COMEBACK! PLOT? NOT SO MUCH. So yeah, here it is. The first official trailer for Transfomers: Age of Extinction. And if it couldn't get any worse, this one stars Mark Wahlberg. The same Mark Wahlberg who couldn't play Mark Wahlberg in a movie. Mark Wahlberg the huge action star. The same Mark Wahlberg who I stood behind in line at movie theater concession counter in LA once, and I could see the line wasn't that long because I could stare over his head. Do you even not ever wear lifts, bro? I wanna see sweat comin' out ya pores. As you attempt to reach something on the top shelf.