As my brilliant title suggests, the 86th Annual Academy Awards were last night, and before we get into everything, here’s the list of winners that you care about. Please note that Sound Mixing and Cinematography are not listed. Mostly because I have no idea what those things are. What does mixing stuff with cinnamon have to do with a making a movie? It just makes no sense. Also, Matthew McConaughey is damn handsome man. I can admit that.
BEST PICTURE: 12 Years a Slave
BEST ACTOR: Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club
ACTRESS: Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave
DIRECTOR: Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: John Ridley, 12 Years a Slave
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY: Spike Jonze, Her
