‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Has A Trailer


Productivity is down today, because comic book nerds called in sick today so they can jerk off all day to the first Guardians Of The Galaxy trailer. It looks like a comedy/sci-fi thing, sorta like Firefly. But with jokes targeted for teenagers and bros. It also has a raccoon who steals cars. And a walking tree trunk. And a green chick. So this will probably make like, what? A billion dollars? Nice job again, America.