Productivity is down today, because comic book nerds called in sick today so they can jerk off all day to the first Guardians Of The Galaxy trailer. It looks like a comedy/sci-fi thing, sorta like Firefly. But with jokes targeted for teenagers and bros. It also has a raccoon who steals cars. And a walking tree trunk. And a green chick. So this will probably make like, what? A billion dollars? Nice job again, America.