DMX Is Gonna Fight George Zimmerman

DMX George Zimmerman


Because we live in America, DMX has agreed to fight child killer George Zimmerman in a celebrity boxing match. TMZ reports:

It's official … X gonna give it to George Zimmerman — TMZ has learned, rapper DMX has just been named Zimmerman's opponent in his upcoming celebrity boxing match. Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman tells us, DMX was selected out of 15,000 applicants … all of whom wanted a piece of Zimmerman in the ring after he issued the open challenge to fight anyone willing to take him. But no one wanted to beat Zimmerman's ass more than DMX. As we first reported, DMX promised to massacre Zimmerman in the ring if he got the chance. To be exact, he said, "I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up." He then said he'd literally piss on George's face.

Meh. I was hoping for 50 Cent, because there's really no guarantee that DMX won't get pulled over and arrested before this happens, but mostly I'd like to see Zimmerman in the ring with a black guy who can get shot and won't die.