Justin Bieber Snitched On His Own Mom
That's gangsta. Hahaha jk no it's not. It's really not. TMZ reports:
Justin Bieber just ratted on one of his drug suppliers to police — telling cops, HIS MOM is the one who gave him the prescription medication he took shortly before his DUI arrest. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, cops grilled Bieber on what substances he had ingested before his arrest … and the singer admitted he was under the influence of Rx meds, alcohol, and weed. When asked what kind of Rx meds, we're told Bieber said anti-anxiety (such as Xanax) but he wasn't sure exactly what kind … because he just takes whatever his mom Pattie gives him. It's unclear if he has his own prescriptions for the drugs — and his mom just handles them — or if he's using his mom's prescriptions … which would be illegal. If Bieber does have a valid prescription , the presence of the substance in his system probably won't be held against him.
I don't know what degree black belt you have to be in douche to give up your fucking mother to the police, but I have to assume it's pretty high. But aren't these idiots from Canada? You can probably get all this stuff with a Taco Bell Big Box. You might want to look that up though, becasue to be honest, I'm not really sure how socialized medicine works.