Justin Bieber Was Very Cooperative With The Police
I wasn't really sure how today could get much better after we've already had drunk Bieber, Anastasia's insanely hot ass, and Kelly Brook's nipples, but Justin Bieber's arrest report has already been leaked online. Let is rain maple syrup and Canadian bacon from heaven because it's a goddamn Justin Bieber Christmas! NBC Miami reports:
After his arrest, the pop star admitted to consuming alcohol and prescription medications and smoking marijuana, Miami Beach Police Chief Raymond Martinez said. The incident happened just after 4 a.m. in the area of Pine Tree Drive and West 26th Street, Miami Beach Police spokesman Sgt. Bobby Hernandez said. The officer who made the arrest said the cars were going approximately 55 to 60 mph in a 30 mph zone, Martinez said. An officer "smelled a strong odor of alcohol" coming from Bieber's car, Martinez said. "The driver had slow deliberate movements and a stuper look on his face," an arrest report said. Martinez said Bieber was "a little belligerent" with officers at the scene, questioning why he was stopped. He got out of the car but wouldn't follow the officer's instructions, Martinez said.
And now…..here's what Bieber said. LET THE MEMES BEGIN.
"Why the fuck are you doing this?"
"What the fuck did I do, why did you stop me?"
"I ain't got no fucking weapons, why do you have to search me."
I really have nothing to say here. Let's just all take a moment to bask in this.