Aaron Paul Did Shots With Michael Jackson At The Prince of Brunei’s Castle
Aaron Paul, who played the beloved Jesse on Breaking Bad (who probably got apprehended by police and sent to prison because his fingerprints were all over the lab, thanks Vince!) is in the February issue of Details (via Us Weekly) where he tells us about the time he did shots with Michael Jackson in a castle. That sounds like something you'd read in Cards Against Humanity, but its rea life.
"I was going back up to my room, and this guy grabs me and says, 'Hey, Prince Azim wants to see you in the library,'" the Need for Speed star tells Details. "So I go down there, and he's sitting on the couch with Michael Jackson, and me and Michael Jackson end up having this hour-long heart-to-heart about family and upbringings, and I remember, he just put his arm around my shoulder and said, 'You know, if you've had a rough childhood or not, it's all about forgiveness. Once you realize that, it's fine. Everything's fine.'" "And I'm like, 'Michael, you are absolutely right,'" Paul says. "And then I go, 'Do you want to do a shot?' And he goes, 'Sure!' And I was like, 'Okay, Michael, let's do this.'"
I'm not really sure how Aaron Paul is still alive, because if you have ever read the list of drugs Michael Jackson did on a daily basis, you'd realize it’s pretty safe to assume that nobody reading this could hang with Michael Jackson when it came time to get fucked up. When you have a doctor’s office in your house just so you can get high, I’m not really sure what I’d be able to bring to the party. In a likely scenario, I would have died, been brought back to life, died again with my intestines in a bucket beside me, and Michael Jackson would be putting on his jacket and taking everybody’s Waffle House order.