Katy Perry’s Music Makes John Mayer Want To Vomit On Live Television
John Mayer and Katy Perry were on Good Morning America today so they could promote the video for Mayer's "Who You Love" (it's the song that says "who you love" 6,543 times), and if you ever wondered about the nature of their relationship, wonder no more. John Mayer is a controlling meglomaniac and Katy Perry is so dickmatized that all she can do is smile and nod. In probably the most awkward interview you'll see today, John Mayer manages to share what its like when he visits Perry in the studio. Gawker reports:
I come in the studio and she plays stuff and I go [hand over mouth, eyes of nausea]. And then I'll hear a melody, 'cause she'll be writing something, I'll hear a melody and I'll be like, 'Don't…don't…' She, she was fucking…And I'll go, 'Come 'ere, come 'ere, come 'ere, I sang this into my iPhone while you were in there, just check it out.' 'Oh, I'll do that!' I'm like, 'Good, good, good.'
Welp. For all her cliched songs about girl power, Katy Perry is basically just another chick with huge tits and daddy issues whose self-worth can only be validated by a man. Great job, Katy. Also, great job on the tits. Big fan, big fan.