Bruce Jenner Is Removing His Adam’s Apple

Bruce Jenner


After 8 years of being emasculated and repeatedly castrated by Kris Jenner and her harem for your viewing pleasure, Bruce Jennner has finally decided to become a woman. TMZ reports:

Bruce Jenner is flattening his Adam's Apple … TMZ has learned. Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … the Olympian met with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon today for a consultation for a procedure called a Laryngeal Shave — which smooths out the Adam's Apple. The procedure is typically done on patients who are in the first stage of gender reassignment, but Bruce tells TMZ that is NOT the case with him.  He says, "I just never liked my trachea."

Before we make fun of a former Olympian who was the picture of manliness in the 70s going to a plastic surgeon in Beverly Hills to become a woman in 2013, ask yourself, what was his other option? Sticking an AR-15 in his mouth and chewing bullets like Wheaties? That last sentence was rhetorical.