Elsa Marotta Is In A Bikini

Christ. Today is super boring, you guys. So here's fashion designer Elsa Marotta in a bikini in Miami. She designs scarves or something, so it's unclear why she didn't use one to cover up that sad, sad ass. Is it frowning? Did it just hear some bad news? Is that what happened? Maybe that's why she took it to the beach. The beach always cheers me up. Get better, Elsa Marotta's ass! We're all praying for you!