Lindsay Lohan Is Suing The Makers Of ‘GTAV’ Because Of Course She Is

Since Lindsay Lohan is about three months away from tweeting "Text COKEISEXPENSIVELIKEWTF to donate $10 to me", she's now suing the makers of Grand Theft Auto 5 because there's a character in the game that sorta kinda maybe looks like her. Being narcissitic must be exhausting. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan has called in her lawyers to take action against 'Grand Theft Auto V' … claiming video game honchos jacked her image without her permission … TMZ has learned. Sources tell us, Lohan's lawyers are currently crafting a lawsuit — demanding Rockstar Games pay some serious money for using Lindsay's image in the game. So the question … did 'GTAV' really use Lindsay.  Here's the evidence:


 — The video game cover shows a woman holding a cellphone who looks Lindsay-ish.  There's been debate over whether it looks more like Kate Upton or Shelby Welinder.


 — Part of the game features a mission where a Lindsay Lohan look-alike asks the player to take her home and escape the paparazzi


 — Another part of the game shows another Lindsay-like character at a hotel resembling the Chateau Marmont hotel in West Hollywood — a place Lindsay not only frequents but once lived at — and the mission is to photograph her having sex on camera.

Yes, Lindsay's right. She's the only actress in Hollywood who has ever had to escape the paparazzi or ever went to Chateau Marmont. Yep. She's the only one. The makers of this game didn't already know this? The judge will probably award Lindsay like a million dollars for the shame and damage this has done to her spotless reputation. But sources close to Lindsay say she'll settle for $4K just to get her through the weekend. "C,'mon, man, " Lindsay was quoted as saying. "I'll suck yo dick."